Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
A: A poultrygeist!
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected fowl play.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!
Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
Courtesy of Readers Digest – https://www.rd.com/jokes/thankgiving-jokes/