Gobble up some giggles!

Who doesn’t love a few one-liners to share among family and friends as you enjoy your holiday feasts?

From our Majesty family to yours, we wish you a Happy Thanksgiving full of love… and now a few extra laughs!!

Haunted Turkey

Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
A: A poultrygeist!

Fowl Play

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected fowl play.

Don’t mistake me for a chicken

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Turkey Fight

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Locked Out

Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!

Dancing on Thanksgiving

Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.

Don’t Let the Turkey Near the Dessert

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Phone Call For Turkey

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!

Musical Turkeys

Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.

Courtesy of Readers Digest – https://www.rd.com/jokes/thankgiving-jokes/

 

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